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1 HOWDY
- Mediocre Superpower: ability to find other people’s keys, but never their own
- Born in Nakhon Ratchasima, Thailand
- Their lack of wisdom teeth is no indication of their lack of wisdom
- Enjoys microwavable Mac n’ Cheese (to the rest of the house’s dismay)
- On a free day, they enjoy doing chores, jamming to heavy metal, and planning schemes
- May or may not own all the Lego pieces in the land
2 BYE
- Mediocre Superpower: being able to sleep through 50 alarms
- Lived in Israel for a year as a baby
- Continues to taunt the house with unfulfilled promises of Oreo Pie
- Embarrassed of their Hufflepuffness
- Their right ear is higher than the left one
- Hates ‘Get-to-Know-You’ questionnaires
- Believes the greatest cereal of all time is Lucky Charms
3 GRAVITAS
- Mediocre Superpower: be able to understand animals (only if they need something)
- Is a cheesy person
- Born and Raised in Houston
- Loves spicy food
- Only Ravenclaw of the house (smarticle particle)
- Believes that people who close the bathroom door when they are done and leave everyone to wonder whether it is occupied or not should reevaluate.
- Thinks the ‘Get-to-Know-You’ questionnaire made by the blog team is perfect (aaaaaaawww)
4 MILK JAR
- Mediocre Superpower: ability to know a penny’s life story when touched
- Always eating popcorn before meals (never finishes their plate smh)
- Speaks fluent Itali-English
- Hides food from everyone else in the house and will eat your food if left unattended
- Cheeseball Shark/ partial merperson
- Undying love for Oreos and still waiting on the promised Oreo Pie
- DeLiang’s least favorite actress
5 RUN?
- Mediocre Superpower: every time they reach into their pocket, they will find a single, random tree nut
- The only Gryffindor of the house
- Has secret ancient knowledge of strawberry juice
- On a free day, they enjoy messing with Houdini (the famous escape artist not their dog)
- Wants to learn VEX
- Was caught off guard by their immense love of Twilight
- Scared of photos
- Unnaturally good at handstands
6 READING OVEN
- Mediocre Superpower: ability to stop time but only to procrastinate
- Enjoys eating pie
- Has visited a Glass Bridge (and it was beautiful)
- Believes dust is the single worst menace to society
- Loves road trips
- Has more drill bits than any one person could ever need
- Can fit a family of four in their giant tool belt
7 TUMMPLE
- Mediocre Superpower: the ability to speak any language but only to talk to people about their dogs
- Is a very proud Hufflepuff
- Their pinky toes don’t reach the ground
- Lost the spelling bee in 3rd grade because ‘vacuum’ has 2 u’s
- Parmesan cheese addict
- Visited Hobbiton, New Zealand (where they should be because they are a hobbit)
- Aims to imprison all Tummples
- Inventor of Little Monsters TM, Newbern’s critically acclaimed board game
